You know you play too much Battlefield when....
You see a helicopter and you wish you had a rocket launcher.
Your spouse puts on a headset and says, "Honey, we need to talk".
The clerk is scanning your groceries and you freakout and start looking araound for C4, Beep Beep.
You drive around dark spots in the road because they might be land mines.
You see a pomegranate in the store and instictively want to lob it into isle 4 screaming, "Frag Out". (NOTE; this can also be done with an Avacado).
You have trouble unlocking your car because the button configuration on your keychain is different.
Your nieghbors are being loud and the first thing in your head is, "Two Zero Two, Mortar Strike At These Coordinates".
Your friend starts gossiping about your other friend and the word "TeamKiller" comes to mind.
You stay up way too late and risk your job, family, and mental state, all because you are on FIRE tonight.
You wish your car had a 50 cal turret to help clear road congestion and eliminate road rage.
You look at high points in the city as possible sniper nests.
You over anaylize war movies and think "The AOG would have..."
You wake up from a great dream and realize that everyone in it had Red dots above there heads. (yes, that inculdes "those other dreams" ahhemm), lol
When the term "Pimp My Ride" comes up, you wish your vehicle was transformed into a 120mm tank or 30mm tank (if you have kids to transport).
You didn't pay your internet bill and you come unglued because it might be a couple days before you can play again.
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Your turn, keep this one going...........
You know you play too much Battlefield when....